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Mustache Bonanza

from Song of the Week by Mike Votava

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inspired by Larry McMurtry's Lonesome Dove

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Don’t vomit on my horse
she’s the only one I’ve got
walk your ass back to camp
you can puke in your hat

don’t chop off both my legs
I will shoot you in the face
don’t you try
just say goodbye
I’d rather die than have no legs

it’s a mustache bonanza
headed for Montana
strap on your cowboy boots it’s time to ride
not afraid of danger
like Walker Texas Ranger
except everyone around me seems to die
I don’t know why

stand there with no clothes
rocks are flying at their heads
I’m impressed by her accuracy
glad those rocks were not aimed at me

so many sleepy pigs
dreaming at the Lynden fair
they hibernate 16 hours a day
there’s just no way they could walk that far
check your facts

deliver these notes to my lady friends
I loved them most
thinking of them while transitioning into a ghost
let 'em know I'll never get to poke them again

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from Song of the Week, track released August 3, 2018
written / recorded / produced by Mike Votava
MJV Studios, Seattle WA

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