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Optometrist Convention

from Eat A Hot Dog by Mike Votava and The Ding Dongs

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inspired by Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughter House Five

lyrics

Were you thinking of me
when you were fucking in outer space?
sadly, it doesn’t matter
because I’ll still love you anyways

Racing to the hospital
driving so hysterical
breathing toxins trapped inside
I am dead and you’re still alive

You must have been kind of crazy
for ever wanting to marry me
now you have lots of money
and you’re the king of optometry

celebrate our honeymoon
I promise I’ll lose weight for you
magic fingers on your spine
I am dead but you’re still alive

The crowd is going wild
Billy is taking a leak
Montana Wildhack is fixing something to eat

Billy, I adore you
I've been so happy for all these years
I’m sorry that I’m a fatty
I can’t stop eating Three Musketeers

Cadillac El Corado Coupe Deville
slumped against the steering wheel
unpleasant moment lodged in time
I am dead and you’re still alive

Cancel the optometrist convention
only one survived
the Sugarbush mountain side

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from Eat A Hot Dog, released October 25, 2019

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Mike Votava Seattle, Washington

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Mike lives in Seattle at the House of Pain.

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