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Every Day 02:59
Captain Dog 03:40
i'm in doggy heaven jessica i can see you crying the truck came out of nowhere i wish i could watch tv with you again sing along to your favorite theme song hanging out with Brandon Walsh eating pie down at the peach pit Captain Dog you named me captain dog and that's an awesome name for a dog Jessica, don't be sad for me i'm happy here, there's lots of things to bark at and i can pea on anything i miss you, and i know you miss me too i'll always be watching over you but we'll probably never meet again because doggy heaven's no place for humans
well the train is coming so you better get out of the way destination Bellingham USA i'm speeding down the tracks and i'm probably never coming back cause I don't want to ever want to feel that way again the scenery behind me disappears ponder to myself in between my ears im speeding down the tracks it's the perfect time to take a nap gonna close my eyes and dream of what's to come this train is going somewhere i wonder when i'll get there will you be waiting for me we'll take this train apart just promise me you'll never break my heart i'm the only passenger on fire this body has been burning for a while i'm speeding down the tracks with a sexy lady on my lap she tells me that she likes the way I smell i can't decide which cereal I want gonna have to choose when this train stops I'm speeding down the tracks i'm writing my own almanac predicting that the rainy days are gone ahead of me is nothing but the sun
Dinosaur socks don’t fail me now I am depending on you I’ve been so lonely I need you badly Dinosaur socks what happens now My feet are witness to the Magical powers I know she’s into me Cause now I’m much more interesting I will refuse to buy them drinks That old technique has been extinct My confidence is thru the roof But secretly I owe it to my Dinosaur socks
I Am A Taco 01:15
I am crunchy I am delicious I am a taco Do you still love me? Will you marry me? I am a Taco
take me down to mexico we'll eat a pile of tacos and i won't mind if you decide you love me if a scientists could find a way to shrink you down with a shrink ray i'd pick you up and put you in my pocket I give you two thumbs up two thumbs up remember the end of the running man where arnold sends damon killian exploding through that bill board for cadre cola what's that you say you liked it a lot we both agree that it hits the spot but I'm not exactly sure why it exploded I give you two thumbs up two thumbs up I'd give you more but these two thumbs are all I have to give to you right now you're a sexy lady bug that flys around and lands on stuff i'll let you land on me anytime you wanna You helped me score the winning goal now please report to the endzone there's a sexy dance party in progress I give you two thumbs up two thumbs up
Black Eye 02:49
I got a black eye I was probably up to something I got a black eye and I got it from you What did I do this time? I’m guessing probably nothing I got a black eye and I got it from you All of the girls must think I’m going crazy I’m just not sure what I can do about it I have a cape but it will not protect me From all the punches that you’re throwing at me Was it an accident? I don’t believe in them Why did you leave behind your favorite item? I volunteer myself to go and find them These batteries will power up my flashlight So I can keep looking when day becomes night How do I look right now? The swellings going down
It’s hard to believe This is all that’s left of me Older than the oldest guy you know Computer on my back Sitting here in class All the girls are popping from their clothes I just can’t pay attention anymore On Western holy ground Can’t escape the sound of stupid hippies and their dumb guitars not much here to do but sit around and think of you why does Bellingham have to be so far away I just can’t pay attention anymore I’m almost there I’m all washed up I’m almost done with everything I just can’t pay attention anymore what do I do now with a brain that’s slowly burning out I’m pretty sure that I don’t care Eat a piece of cake What’s it gonna take
Before you come over there is something that you should know pants are optional When I'm around you I'm always comfortable pants are optional
Fish 02:59
I am a fish and all i ever get to do is swim around I'll be honest with you it gets kind of boring I don't like the way the water always seems to pull me down I get so irritated by all this fucking bullshit fuck this that's what I'm thinkin sometimes I wish that I was not a fish my scales are golden but i know that they are wasted on myself my life is pretty worthless any way you look at it i get so lonely i'm the only fish who's swimming by himself there is no lady fish who will accept my fishy kisses you think it's so god damn hilarious when your tapping on the glass you're a fucking asshole and i hate your fucking mother I'm gonna take this plastic scuba man and shove him up your ass how does that feel, i bet it feels really fucking awesome
Hello, you want a taco come and get one, come and get one they are ready for consumption how many will you have tonight open up, eat a ton you will know me when i'm done as the greatest taco eater of all time they pile up , they disappear eat some more while i'm sitting here my motto's leave no taco left behind
He's twice as sad as he is cute don't try to cheer him up cause it's just no use all alone every night getting drunk off of rotten wine he's the saddest panda bear alive it breaks my heart whenever i see a miserable endangered species watch his life fall apart he's so sad it breaks my heart he's the saddest panda bear alive he needs some love come cuddle up give him a giant panda hug you'll never see this panda smile his rain cloud goes on for miles cries himself to sleep at night his whole life is just black and white he's the saddest panda bear alive
the man is bringing me down i'm always turning to the bottle this town must fight big alien plans or my wife will never breathe again my best friend lives in the jail for never finishing a sentence i got drunk in my neighbors truck now i'm stuck without a friend got get your fork cause this old man is done for good better drink up fast cause this will be my last sweet shot gun shot gun blast my bones have seen better days do anything just to earn a dollar i miss the way you twirled your hair and took my sadness away the past can be an awful place i'm glad i can barely remember you broke my heart when you dropped that pass it was my last chance for happiness


A collection of songs I wrote. I hope you enjoy them.


released August 7, 2016

produced by Mike Votava
recorded at MJV Studios
Seattle, WA


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Mike Votava Seattle, Washington

Mike Votava is an artist. He writes songs, he performs, he rocks out. People seem to like it. You will too.

Mike lives in Seattle at the House of Pain.

Don't be surprised if he calls you a ding dong. That's just how he talks.
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