Big Blue Weiner

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inspired by: "Watchmen" by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons

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You don’t need super powers
if you want to turn me on
just put your costume on
hanging out with Night Owl
He's just an ordinary man
with only two hands

The Television’s providing the play by play
getting naked on the couch
boobs are popping out
He awkwardly offers an apology
I tell him it's ok
but we both know that it’s not

The TV audience starts clapping when he’s done
I’ve fallen victim to his premature ejaculation

A big blue wiener is all I see
don’t point that thing at me

I can’t go seven panels without mentioning his name
or dreaming of his face
Experiencing every moment simultaneously
it's hard to comprehend

the world will soon be going nuclear and you’re nowhere to be found
Manhattan’s not around
He left when he was needed most
now he’s walking on Mars
Feeling sorry for himself

Your omnipresent aura is driving me away
how could you choose to love me when you knew I’d leave you some day

Exoskeleton

Foreshadowing
Has forsaken me
the Exoskeleton is absent
from the final scene

credits

from Books Are OK in My Book, released August 7, 2016
written by Mike Votava
produced by Mike Votava
recorded at MJV Studios
Seattle, WA

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Mike Votava Seattle, Washington

Mike Votava is an artist. He writes songs, he performs, he rocks out. People seem to like it. You will too.

Mike lives in Seattle at the House of Pain.

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