1. |
I Want To Thank You
00:56
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Thank you for signing up on my email list
I'll never send you spam or break my promises
I want to thank you
from the bottom of my shooby dooby dooby doo
Appreciate your time and your interest
you know you are the best
I want to thank you
from the bottom of my shooby dooby dooby doo
shooby dooby dooby dooby
shooby dooby dooby ding dong
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2. |
Driving Cane
02:54
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I don't know how to drive
I'm always crashing in to everything
beams of disapointment blasting from your eyes
I don't know what you're going to do with me
Forty thousand pesos
is not a lot of pesos
can't afford that yacht
This driving cane is the only driving cane that I've got
driving cane
right in your face
i'm shaking my cane in your big stupid face
Sometimes you know exactly where you want to be
but most time you won't know what the hell is happening.
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3. |
There Was A Bear
03:22
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There was a bear
a bear bear bear
of very little brain
coming up with good ideas
he'd always save the day
your head got suck in the honey jar again
pooh bear loves that honey
There was a bear
a bear bear bear
who's always singing songs
loud and clear to himself
makes them up as he goes a long
bop bop bop bop bedlee dee
hey yong yong he hong hey
doot doo dooo
shree shra shra shra ra
I'm gonna eat a sandwich
i'm gonna eat a sandwich
that's what I'm talking about
making it up as I go along
shooba dooby dooby dobby you're a ding
ding dong ding ding a dong dong
you are a ding ding a dong dong
There was a bear
a bear bear bear
his friend was super sad
his donkey friend lost his tail
it was the only one he had
Pooh bear solved that mystery
put the tail back where it's supposed to be
reattached it to that donkey's rear end
Chirstopher Robin nailed it back on
there ain't no party like a pooh party
the best kind of party is a pooh party
gonna eat some cake at the pooh party
gonna eat some cake yeah you and me
gonna eat some cake with all our furry friends
even Eor will be there
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4. |
Pizza Costume
01:18
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You look super fancy in your pizza costume
All your pizza dance moves are so tight
Pizza makes an appearance every Halloween night
Come and get a piece of that hot slice
Pizza gets all of the ladies
Pizza's makin' pizza babies
Happy Halloween
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5. |
Time To Go
03:31
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Oh yesterday we were so much younger
and the nights were longer without putting up a fight
watching MTV for the news
Kurt Loder
when the Snorks are over it's time to say goodnight
Going home today
pack a snack for on the way
raid the fridge for frozen pizza
time to go
I don't know the way
mobile phone will navigate
leave behind the lonely pieces
time to go
It's so hard to breath when the bases are loaded
wondering if she noticed her hand holding my heart
in the car she said she just wanted to be friends
so this is how it ends
why did I pretend
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6. |
Beyond the Grave
02:46
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Tell me more about
about the Mega Colon
How int the world did it get so big
is it dangerous
A piece of John Wilkes Booth
Floating in a jar
on display at the Mudder Museum
In Pennsylvania
She's still debating how to answer the question
it's not uncommon to join your collection
when the vacation's over
sometimes it was stressful
you can relax now that you are gone
roll me to the stage
pre-recorded message
introduce the Bushwick show
from beyond the grave
Frozen in carbonite
next to the beers in the greenroom
somebody drew a mustache on my face
I bet it was probably Geoff
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7. |
Meat Thermometer
02:12
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Gobble Gobble
turkey turkey
in the oven
need some lovin'
My meat thermometer is gonna take your temperature
when it's time, just say the word
come on over
take your place
I got a free turkey
I'm feedin' faces
My meat thermometer is gonna take your temperature
when it's time, just say the word
this bird will never fly again
what's left over will be frozen
Follow directions
show me what to do
cooking turkey noodle soup
super sexy
hot and juicy
be my baby
loosey goosey
My meat thermometer is gonna take your temperature
when it's time, just say the word
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8. |
Broken
02:10
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Satan has spoken
Earl Thomas is broken
Evil is lurking
Earl Thomas is broken
oh please god
not twenty-nine
oh my god
no not ttwenty nine
I've been moping
Earl Thomas is Broken
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9. |
Flamethrower
03:00
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An armchair armada has formed
moving across the floor
you'll have to go around
explosions have blocked the door
Army men melting away
nothing remains for sure
cameras are rolling
following Schwarzeneegger
Flame thrower
Say something awesome this time
before you kill that guy
you had no trouble coming up with that line
Bad guys are setting up shop
we're sending in Robocop
we are the best of friends
enemies we are not
Flame thrower
I'm on fire
you're on fire
every one is so on fire
Flame thrower
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10. |
Shotgun Blast
02:35
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The man is bringing me down
I'm always turning to the bottle
this town must fight big alien plans
or my wife will never breathe again
My best friend lives in the jail
for never finishing a sentence
I got drunk in my neighbors truck
and now I'm stuck without a friend
Whoa
go get your fork because this old man is done for good
Whoa
better drink up fast because this will be my last
sweet shotgun blast
My bones have seen better days
do anything just to earn a dollar
I miss the way you twirled your hair
and took my sadness away
the past can be an awful place
I'm glad I can barely remember
you broke my heart when you dropped that pass
it was my last chance for happiness
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11. |
Boring Presentation
00:45
|
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I cannot wait for this dumb guy to stop talking about
all this stupid crap that I don't care about
Please save your questions till the end
got one chambered up for him
what is the KPI of wasting all my goddamn time
I came for the sandwiches
Beautiful sandwiches
the sandwiches
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12. |
Pizza On Your Roof
02:53
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Why'd you have to break my heart today
Not sure why you sent me on my way
the day is full of doom
deliciousness is unconsumed
I'm gonna throw this pizza on your roof
all aboard the lonesome submarine
broken hearts will fill these empty seats
You got me feeling blue
but there's still one thing that I can do
I'm gonna throw this pizza on your roof
It's probably gonna stay there for a long time
even though I'm hungry I will never take that pizza down
The words you used have left me at a loss
I'll fill the void with a super frisbee toss
Your so suddenly aloof
let's find out if your pizza proof
I'm gonna throw this pizza on your roof
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13. |
Nick Droz - Corina
03:13
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CORINA lyrics
==============
Corina sees herself in all the world
A grackle or a girl
She says hi
They raise their eyebrows up and down the street
Call the girl off beat
But she don't mind
What she really wants to know my love
Is can we find some common ground
Could we ever hold it down
It will come to shove it always does
When the push has had enough
Our only hope is love
What we really need to know my love
Is can we find some common ground
Could we ever hold it down
It will come to shove it always does
When the push has had enough
Our only hope is love
Corina Sees herself in everyone
A garden or a gun
She's been both
She laughs at what we say we won't abide
Then Casually switch sides
Of the same boat
Corina listens as we burn through precious breath
As though supply exceeds demand inspite of death
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14. |
While I'm Still Alive
03:19
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While I'm Still Alive - LYRICS
======================
This beeping machine suddenly broke in half
Low quality just wasn't built to last
I know why you returned
it's not my first rodeo
come take what you want
i'm your convenience store
all that and more
You're too old for all this climbing
on a steel horse you've been riding
there will be no more high fivin'
while I'm still alive
Wheels on the bus keep going round and round
i will pretend that I'm happy now
you carved her name on the side of me
she'll break your heart
this I can guarantee
but I can never leave
I am just a tree
and I don't have any legs
you get a car and you get a car
everyone gets a car
you get a car and you get a car
everyone is getting car
love Oprah
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15. |
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UP YOUR BUTT AND AROUND THE CORNER
============
It's hard to come to terms with a summer that's ending
It doesn't feel so so good outside
with the sounds of oceans crashing
up your butt and around the corner
searching for the sunshine of your love
it's in the air and incomplete
up your butt and around the corner
I'd rather stay here than go
don't you know that I don't know anything
I should have eaten more pizza when I had the chance
I'm not feeling sad today
the cold air burnt my heat away
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16. |
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PATROL BOAT
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i've tried my best to find my way into your heart
sometimes I doubt that it exists
I don't know what to do my battleship is sunk
my tears are always hit and miss
patrol boat where are you
patrol boat where are you
my board is keeping track of every single move
looks like there's no way I can win
check my coordinates for any sign of you
seems like your heart is off the grid
the game is almost over
you're hiding in the corner
navigate the plastic sea
your carrier can carry me
Hey baby i've been thinking
this submarine is sinking
my strategy's not helping me
I close my eyes and all I see is red and white
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17. |
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Somewhere in the Middle - Lyrics
By Wes Weddell
--------------------------------------------------
North of Juliaetta, where the road starts winding
Crest a little summit where there’s one lone pine tree
Look for the mailbox by the rusty wheel
Up at the top, there’re miles of wheat fields
Down at the bottom lies Little Bear Creek
Somewhere in the middle is a home-cooked meal
Somewhere in the middle is a home-cooked meal
Well, the first Thanksgiving that I remember
Had an old wood stove and lousy weather
That stove is still burning, the pies are still good
But I got older and the work got harder
Digging fencepost holes with my chicken arms
Tying that log chain, splitting that wood
Driving that tractor when they said I could
They say when summer finally comes it takes 24 hours
For ankle-deep mud to reach a fine dust powder
Take it all in, breath it all out
Storms in the winter might snow you in,
But you grab another log and fill the kettle to the brim
Drink it in deeply, let it settle down
Drink it in deeply, let it settle down
North of Juliaetta, where the clouds run sideways
Chase ’em all day on a two-lane highway
Wait for the sunset, it’s her show to steal
Up at the top, you can still see worry
Down at the bottom gets a little bit blurry
Somewhere in the middle is a home-cooked meal
Somewhere in the middle is a home-cooked meal
Somewhere in the middle...
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18. |
Parachute Pants
02:04
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PARACHUTE PANTS
==================
The sun is out
shining on my face
catching all the rays
direct from outer space
walking down
you're sixty minutes late
waiting for you now
to meet you in Georgetown
with parachute pants
zipper romance
tiny pockets to help us dance
looking pretty good
opposite of bad
coffee in your hand
kiss you on the mouth
we start to chant
when the tacos come
you're getting super drunk
and sleeping on the towels
send me pictures of your cat
there is nothing wrong with that
bombs in your bath
getting clean while I take a nap
document with dots
betting on the pigs
keeping on the lights
I'll read to you in bed
I hit it hard
that's what she said
sleeping in till five
while people eat your bread
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19. |
Bobblehead
02:45
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Bobblehead LYRICS
===================
One part is always bouncing around to the sound
above your neck sits no ordinary crown
I’m willing to be that I pity the fool is your favorite thought
split your dome with a very special type of hawk
Bobblehead
bobblehead
bobblehead has been bobbling tonight
The lower half is a pedestal holding down the fort
optimized for maximum bobble support
arms crossed over fifty thousand pounds of solid gold
stand there forvever, so I’m told
business on the bottom
party on the top
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20. |
Blanket With a Hole
03:29
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Boche ball by the tiki torch in the summer
sund goes down, bikini girls bring the thunder
blanket with a hole
keeps my body warm in the winter
arms are free to roam from the center
everyone's a winner
poncho will deliver
birthday song at the azteca eating tacos
clap your hands, mariachi band with sombreros
feeling so alive
it's par for the course
bought it from a guy
riding on a horse
poncho juice is flowing from the faucet
sell themselves they always turn a profit
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21. |
Tell the Toob
04:32
|
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What's going on
have you heard the news
the third violin is super prego again
that bitch stole my shoes
and those fucking flutes
told me to keep it down
well fuck those guys always flutin' around
like they own this town
gotta tell the toob
some juicy post-apocalyptic symphony news
where thirsty mouths are running constantly
I can't wait to tell the toob
everybody here has got mad beef
they should let it go
by the time she arrives
so full of complaints
it's really hard to avoid the classic Katie rampage
but I've found a way
create a buffer zone
and hand her off to a friend
twenty minutes will pass and the ranting will end
and she'll be fun to party with again
climbing up the ranks on the list of people you hate
it's hard to keep it straight
when we conversate I don't appreciate
you dropping french bombs on my plate
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22. |
Baked Potato Blue
02:24
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Why are you yelling at my potato?
what did it do to you to warrant this reaction?
I think you hurt his feelings
so you better say your sorry
don’t know what I’m gonna do
you’re making my baked potato blue
You can pass me the bacon
you can pass me the butter
if you don’t shut your stupid face
I’m gonna shut it for you
my potato needs some lovin’
and its gonna be delicious
don’t know what I’m gonna do
you’re making my baked potato blue
Breaks my heart to see my potato crying
look what you’ve done
I hope that you’re happy
now it’s time to put him down
down in my belly
don’t know what I’m gonna do
you’re making my baked potato blue
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23. |
Get Yourself a Hot Dawg
01:39
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Get Yourself a Hot Dawg
Flip flop there
ding dong here
dropping quarters
ice cold beer
ladders and chairs
clap your hairs
I am getting sleepy
the boxing dude will knock you out
extra ball in your mouth
player 2
one million points
i am getting sleepy
|
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24. |
Nobody's Home
02:42
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Nobody's Home ----- LRICS
=====================
Two hundred smiles
taking of space in unorganized piles
there's one on my face every time you stop by
talk into the banana like a telephone line
nobody's home
jump in the lake
everything's melting and covered in cake
frosting exposed slowly soaking up sun
I know I'll get burnt before it's all said and done
nobody's home
watching the summer turn to night
I think maybe you were right
throw me a bone
getting some guidance from the Walter Jones
holding some kittens in the palm of your hands
the wisest left tackle in all of the land
nobody's home
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25. |
Not That Bad
03:44
|
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NOT THAT BAD
==============
Welcome to my home
it’s feeling kind of lonely
all the doors are closed
the windows black and bony
Come down to the basement and you’ll see just what I mean
there is nothing left between us, oh baby
things are not that bad
sit down do the math
Hang out on the couch
listen to my problems
I am leaving town
take care of my belongings
This super computer can compute things super fast
but it wasn’t built to last, was it baby?
things are not that bad
sit down do the math
Plenty of food to eat
memory foam mattress for me to sleep on
close your eyes and dream about anything
Time is running out
still don’t’ know what I’m doing
look up at the clouds
they don’t seem to be moving
When I’m on vacation it’s so hard to relax
knowing you’re not coming back
things are not that bad
sit down do the math
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26. |
Mustache Bonanza
03:52
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Don’t vomit on my horse
she’s the only one I’ve got
walk your ass back to camp
you can puke in your hat
don’t chop off both my legs
I will shoot you in the face
don’t you try
just say goodbye
I’d rather die than have no legs
it’s a mustache bonanza
headed for Montana
strap on your cowboy boots it’s time to ride
not afraid of danger
like Walker Texas Ranger
except everyone around me seems to die
I don’t know why
stand there with no clothes
rocks are flying at their heads
I’m impressed by her accuracy
glad those rocks were not aimed at me
so many sleepy pigs
dreaming at the Lynden fair
they hibernate 16 hours a day
there’s just no way they could walk that far
check your facts
deliver these notes to my lady friends
I loved them most
thinking of them while transitioning into a ghost
let 'em know I'll never get to poke them again
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27. |
Oh For Two
02:22
|
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You haven’t seen the last of me
God shed his grace on thee
so easy to believe this kind of nonsense
feel the tiny miracles
dancing on your feet
thunderbolts just keep on bouncing off you
Shooting free throws on the moon
perfect form is always looking good
Shooting free throws on the moon
gravity renewed
going oh for two
freethrows on the moon
Imagine you’re a particle that hasn’t learned to float
consult the coach’s notes
hope for guidance
The world seems so much simpler
from beyond the charity stripe
I don’t know what that’s like
so I’ll stay quiet
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28. |
Locker Combo
02:32
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35 17 35
is the combo to my locker
35 17 35
are the numbers that you need
now you can take my things
you can take my velcro
take my velcro wallet
you can take my notebook
you can take my ding dong buttons
you can take my phone charger
you can take my California Raisin keychain
you can take my toothbrush
then you can brush your teeth
you can take my autographed photo of Walter Jones
if you take my Vonnegut then you'll also take the bookmark that my mother gave me
you can take my deodorant
then you can smell like me
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29. |
Take A Nap
01:41
|
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the sky is falling on your head
farts are all around
put the movie down
read a book instead
thoughts are broken and smashed to bits
listen to the cars in the backyard
playing all the hits
take a nap
you should take a nap
closed for business
but not closed for good
doing warp speed in the time machine
the goose has not been cooked
a one-way ticket to hammock town
officially immune to the afternoon
shut this party down
take a nap
you should take a nap
|
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30. |
At the Sizzler
03:12
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AT THE SIZZLER - lyrics
the salad bar is off the charts
the steaks are culinary art
you might run into my sister
don't forget to tip her
she brings your food right out to the table
at the sizzler
charles Barkley loves to eat at the sizzler
the Hucstables have all been seen at the sizzler
Gary Busey feeds his family at the sizzler
Larry Bird is shooting threes at the sizzler
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31. |
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take me down to mexico
we'll eat a pile of tacos
and I won't mind if you decide you love
if a scientist could find a way
to shrink you down with a shrink ray
I'd pick you up and put you in my pocket
I give you two thumbs up
remember the end of The Running Man
when Arnold sends Damon Killian
exploding through that billboard for Cadre Cola
What's that you say
you liked it a lot
we both agree it hit the spot
but I'm not exactly sure why it exploded
I give you two thumbs up
I'd give you more but these two thumbs are all I have to give to you right now
you're a sexy ladybug
who flies around and lands on stuff
I'll let you land on me anytime you wanna
you help me score the winning goal
now please report to the end zone
there's a sexy dance party on progress
I give you two thumb up
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32. |
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nice to meet you, my name is mike
I work with your good friend dave
sorry to hear about your heart attack
but i hope you're ok
were you bored in the hospital?
what did you do all day?
yea I had a similar experience
but I hope you're ok
watch the ICE
watch the ICE
your doctor said don't get so excited
watch the ICE
watch the ICE
if you'll excuse me I must be on my way
that was a pretty bad spill back there
the table broke in half
i can't believe we're down by 25 points
but I hope you're ok
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33. |
Pay Attention
03:09
|
|||
It’s hard to believe
This is all that’s left of me
Older than the oldest guy you know
Computer on my back
Sitting here in class
All the girls are popping from their clothes
I just can’t pay attention anymore
On Western holy ground
Can’t escape the sound
of stupid hippies and their dumb guitars
not much here to do
but sit around and think of you
why does Bellingham have to be so far away
I just can’t pay attention anymore
I’m almost there
I’m all washed up
I’m almost done with everything
I just can’t pay attention anymore
what do I do now
with a brain that’s slowly burning out
I’m pretty sure that I don’t care
Eat a piece of cake
What’s it gonna take
do just enough so i won't fail
|
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34. |
Dupree Podcast Song
00:28
|
|||
There aren't any lyrics for this song, but if there were they would fucking awesome!
|
||||
35. |
||||
Little boy in a jar
why won't you play with me
Little boy in a jar
why are you little
|
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36. |
Dinosaur Socks
01:34
|
|||
Dinosaur socks don’t fail me now
I am depending on you
I’ve been so lonely
I need you badly
Dinosaur socks what happens now
My feet are witness to the
Magical powers
I know she’s into me Cause
now I’m much more interesting
I will refuse to buy them drinks
That old technique has been extinct
My confidence is thru the roof
But secretly I owe it to my Dinosaur socks
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37. |
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Drinking champagne in the lobby
drinking champagne at the party
drinking champagne
it’s my favorite drink
drinking champagne, naked bodies
drinking champagne with some hotties
drinking champagne
the bubbles help me think
Whoa o
helps me philosophize
just like I lived in ancient times
champagne makes my brain go crazy
contemplating human existence
Champagne in the membrane
champagne in the brain
Drinking champagne after hours
Drinking champagne in the shower
Drinking champagne
keeps my body fresh
Drinking champagne, brain is bubblin
Drinking champagne, keep it comin
Drinking champagne
because it is the best
|
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38. |
No Taco Left Behind
00:47
|
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Hello
you want a taco
come and get one
come and get one
they are ready for consumption
how many will you have tonight
open up
eat a ton
you will know me when I'm done
as the greatest taco eater of all time
they pile up
they disappear
eat some more while I'm sitting here
my motto is leave no taco left behind
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39. |
Move It Right Along
03:19
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MOVE IT RIGHT ALONG
written by Mike Votava
Send me off to school but don’t forget to pack my lunch
make me drive a Cadillac and stuff it full of drugs
just because I have a learners permit
doesn’t mean that I am qualified to traffic
all this weed across Montana
According to my parents, yes it does
Only eight years old
how was I supposed to know
the way we lived was opposite of a normal home
it’s all the same to me
and there’s nothing here to see
proclaimed the officer please move it right along
I can’t believe you’ve never been pulled over by the cops
it happens to me all the time I’m not making this up
did you see the photo of our family vacation
where we’re all standing in front of jimmy carter’s peanut warehouse?
I think we put it on our Christmas cards
Lights are flashing at us in our rearview
heart is pounding, sirens I can hear you
Mee-Maw
Mee-Maw
Mee-Maw
Mee-Maw
Mee-Maw
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Mike Votava Seattle, Washington
Mike Votava is an artist. He writes songs, he performs, he rocks out. People seem to like it. You will
too.
Mike lives in Seattle at the House of Pain.
Don't be surprised if he calls you a ding dong. That's just how he talks.
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